My dumb ace pulled the trigger and ordered an entire GALLON of sauce without realizing that it was BBQ sauce. I just blindly assumed that the only product available in the gallon-sized container would be the Hoff & Pepper flagship hot sauce - the first sauce they ever sold to the public.
I didn't realize my careless mistake until I unscrewed the cap, pulled off the foil seal and started pouring into the squeeze bottle. A tremendous disappointment, but one with a happy ending - I have been giving out BBQ sauce right and left to friends and neighbors. They love the sauce, but any doubts they may have had about my lack of sanity have been confirmed.
Needless to say, I'll pay closer attention the next time I place an order online.